Use as few words as possible to say things. Make rebuses, use youtube videos or gifs or audio that encapsulates your response to other people's expressions. Take reaction photos of yourself and upload them and use them as responses for bonus points.
embed or request your favorite artistic remixes, music/visual preferred. Anything where one aesthetic has been coopted, blended or changed to be some kind of consistent with another aesthetic. Break the page with hueg pics if you like.
McCarthyism post. First person to claim the role of grand judge gets to accuse comments of containing aid and comfort to the enemy. Any treasonous comments will be deleted pending mod approval of this system.
I wanna see some titties. Request porn or porn gifs. Genuinely fappable over interesting or internets or wonderful. Unless it's irl shitting dick nipples.
If you don't want a porn post. Post poop. Only poop. The only acceptable form of protest in this post is poop images.
Please Mr. Postman, look and see If there's a letter, oh yeah for me, I've been waiting, a long long time Since I've heard from that boyfriend of mine.